1. 66540
    28
    May
    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011

    (via acciokaitlyn)

  2. 28
    May

    Pretending to be happy is so frustrating.

  3. 43768
    28
    May

    onac911:

    Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

    (via sortinghatslove)

  4. 38
    28
    May
  5. 22517
    28
    May

    My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters:

    kkatkkrap:

    daeneryes:

    • The L’Oreal brothers
    • Male Katniss
    • The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
    • Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
    • Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
    • The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
    • Robin
    • HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
    • The Angry Pirate

    (via sortinghatslove)

  6. 40634
    28
    May

    buddhabob:

    quinnf4brays:

    lucyforpromqueen:

    quinnf4brays:

    there are animals called dikdiks

    pronounced.. dick-dicks?

    no pronounced xylophone

    (Source: quinnfaboob, via best-coast-smoker)

  7. 16400
    28
    May

    ifyoucarryonthisway:

    how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

    (via best-coast-smoker)

  8. 1940
    28
    May

    envyadams:

    we never really did find out what the academy is 

    (via best-coast-smoker)

  9. 57800
    28
    May
    police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
    me: not with that attitude
  10. 59077
    28
    May

    amouremeline:

    f is for friends who dont talk to you

    u is for ur alone

    n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

    (Source: slimed, via best-coast-smoker)

  11. 22362
    28
    May

    woofuckingjiho:

    when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and the he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

    (via best-coast-smoker)

  12. 2453
    28
    May

    shavingryansprivates:

    i can’t decide which would be more uncomfortable

    sleeping naked on a leather couch in the middle of summer when your air conditioning is broken

    or a date with miranda cosgrove

    (via best-coast-smoker)

  13. 33
    28
    May

    (Source: cynical-overview, via 2njonn)

  14. 379
    28
    May

    thebattlefrontier:

    remember guys, if you ever feel down remember that if you are a pokemon nerd you are sexy as fuck

    (via dannythecello)

  15. 15678
    28
    May
    god: hey baby
    god: did it hurt
    god: when you fell from heaven?
    satan: you're a fucking dick
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